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Freelancing can be an isolating and
sometimes lonely profession. But as any self-loathing artist will tell you
“what’s wrong with that?”.Deep down in
the recesses of our workspace along with our solitude, we have our unopened
action figures, our bagged comics, our books, magazines, toys, posters, LPs, the
flotsam and jetsam of any decent studio. Our studios are our museums created apparently
by what appears to be an eight-year-old with disposable income. I have my
clients. My down time (aka: waiting for a client). My self-inflected projects
(aka: frustration with a difficult client). What more could I want? After
twenty years of this troglodylian profession I decided to go out in the sun and
once more be with people.
It wasn’t just the social aspect of
teaching I was looking towards. It was also the idea of a steady paycheck,
something intangible to many freelance artists. But I don’t regret my decision.
I thoroughly enjoy teaching at the college level. That of course is the first
criteria. However, the professions of teacher and working artist are so
different it is no easy transition. One that I am still working on.
When I was a student I had the good
fortune of attending two excellent art schools: School of Visual Arts and the
Fashion Institute of Technology, both located in Manhattan. While studying
there I realized that some instructors were wonderful artists, some great
teachers, but few were both. Many artists were pigeon-holed as they became
experts at their craft. Some had a difficult time teaching a room full of
students, different techniques and various mediums. You also need to adjust
from introvert to extrovert as you stand onstage in front of your classroom. I
honestly had flop sweat my first time. Weekly public speaking eventually
brought out the ham in me. There are, of course, quite a number of things not to do.
Such as, now that people can
actually see me it is time to throw away that coffee-stained bathrobe, shave
every morning and head down to a decent men’s store for a makeover. It need not
be Barney’s or Odin, but more than a t-shirt and worn jeans. My students can
dress like they are going to a EDM bar, tattoos a blazing, but if I want any
kind of respect from them I better dress for business and not the studio.
I don’t pretend to listen to their
music either. I tried and failed horribly with my own children. They know I’m
not twenty or thirty (I’ll stop there), so I don’t bother to act it. I do play
music in my classes, mostly Rock, Funk, or Blues. Once in a while I sneak in
some Classical. If I feel particularly vengeful Opera, yes Opera. Those are the
nights when the headphones come out. In return, on some nights they have their
say and convince me to listen to K-Pop, Folk Punk, Goth or whatever they come
up with. Everyone needs victories against authority to stay inspired. Especially
since I run my classroom as a friendly dictator and not a democracy.
And make mistakes. You learn more from
failures than successes and it makes you more human. Demos use to be
particularly stressful. When I received praise from students for a drawing, the
last thing I want them to take away is that I can do this every time (I can’t),
that there is something special about me (there isn’t) and therefore they shouldn’t
try (they must). I want them to see me draw a funky face, a distorted figure, a
crappy still life. I want them to know it takes hours and hours of hard work
and practice and even then, there is no guarantee. It is not a gift of either
you have it or you don’t. The only gift I experienced in my years of working
and teaching is that the hardest worker achieves the most.
The last thing I want to do is
create a clone army too. It is comforting to teach what you do best, but it is
not helping them to create. We are visual problem solvers. They need to shade
it, lay it out, color it, render it the way they see it. Even if that means using
one too many typefaces. Brush script is one too many, by the way. That means learning
new things for both of us. Perhaps it is a filter I stay clear from in
Photoshop or starting a portrait in charcoal instead of pencil. They push me to
be a better artist and I believe my work has improved somewhat since teaching.
They should want to come to class not loathe it. I couldn’t wait to get to a
class taught by Vincent DiFate or Will Eisner, two of my favorites among many.
They were so filled with knowledge and pure love of art I soaked it up and left
inspired every time. Remember, they’re in art school, not catechism. Have some
fun. Laugh at yourself and don’t take art too seriously. I do have three rules,
however, commandments really. I issue these at the start of every course no
matter what I am teaching. Are they ever broken? Of course, but they are a
starting point for school and the work that lay ahead. They are:
Thou Shall Meet
Thou Shall Follow
Not Be Difficult*
And if all that fails, bring in
food. Students are always hungry.
*I have a crasser version I use to
get my point across in class that seems to have a greater retention value.
When I was a kid my mother
would write down notes on a pad she kept in the hallway by the kitchen. On the
right side were things she needed to buy when grocery shopping. The left held
appointments. There was one name, and one name only, that struck terror in my fat
little heart: Paula. Paula was our dentist and to this day still causes me dental
PTSD. Paula did not believe in novocaine or anything stronger than oil of
cloves, which still makes me sweat whenever I smell a pumpkin pie baking. Her
office was in an old Victorian house, the kind you see in a Charles Addams
cartoon complete with a round brass doorbell and plaster walls. It was the wait
for that office visit that filled me with dread knowing it was unavoidable and
the excruciating pain that followed that terrorized my childhood.
Like an acid rain waterfall
those same feelings are cascading back down as I wait for January 20th
to arrive. We can plead, protest, and curse until we are blue (or red) in the
face, but he’s still coming. Trump reminds me, too much so, of a Roman emperor
the way he carries himself, his sense of narcissism and his decorum or lack of.
But which emperor is the big question? Will he be an Augustus and find
Washington built with brick and rebuild it in gold-plated Chinese steel? Or
like Hadrian building a wall to keep out whomever he fears the most? Of course
his sons remind me of Caligula, but that doesn’t count does it? Could he be
another Tiberius refusing to live in the capitol? Perhaps Nero who did not
trust his own Praetorian Guard and intelligence community? Whichever one he
turns out to be very few had happy endings. The Roman Empire did last over
1,000 years and the Pax Romana over
one hundred. Will our republic fair better? As the saying goes, those that
don’t know history are doomed to repeat it, while those that do are really,
With the New Year come new
hopes and dreams. At least we want to believe that. Unfortunately, I have some
more bad news. Barnum and Bailey’s Circus is closing for good. They say it is
for humanitarian reasons. This just doesn’t make sense to me. I mean sure I
feel the same way, but why don’t they just buy a bigger car for all those
clowns? Although we no longer have the circus, America still has a lot of great
things to offer. But the greatest thing about America is the garage. Without
the garage there would be no garage band, no startup computer companies, no
teenager trying to change the world. There would be no place to start all those
projects you planned on getting to. Who doesn’t enjoy telling your spouse “if
you need me I’ll be out in the garage fixing something” while you check your
mini-fridge for beer? What about a ‘man-cave’ you ask? Sorry, that’s a casual
Friday version, a hold your purse while you shop answer. No, it’s a space
heater and crappy TV and a barcalounger held together with duct tape for me. I
also hear it’s pretty good for keeping a car in shape when you are ready to sell it
for more than just a ‘great station car’ too. So let us salute the humble
garage. Without it, life in America would be just like the rest of the world. And here’s to hoping we don’t look back at
2016 as the good old days. Now, you will have to excuse me while I go ‘fix the
Below is a self-portrait,
because it’s too cold to paint outdoors and real models expect to be paid. I'm working on my inking in case it wasn't obvious.
I can see by the way Trump’s transition team is progressing
that Santa is not granting me my Christmas wish, in that they are still
transitioning. Doesn’t Pence have a cure for that? To think I sang a duet of
“All I Want For Christmas Is Democracy” with Joe Biden for nothing.
Anyway, this is my last blog for 2016. I think most of us can
agree it was one shitty year. I knew we were in trouble when the Cubs won.
Bowie, Prince, Leon Russell, Garry Shandling, Alan Rickman, Glen Frey, Gene
Wilder, the list goes on and on. Such great talents.
However, I won’t let that dampen my Holiday spirit. As a
non-practicing atheist I can decorate our tannenbaum to my heart’s content
without the guilt of not attending Midnight Mass. The cookies, the movies,
presents, even the Christmas cards and wishes work on a simple humanistic
level, like a Target gift card.
Speaking of cards. I have been creating my own holiday cards
for over twenty years now. And every year I get a number of compliments from
friends and family members. This year was an exception, in that there were
none. It could mean the card was awful. Or it could mean the lady that picks up
our mail is a part time art critic. But I think the real reason is it looks more
like a store bought card and therefore no one realized it is one of mine. That
could be a good thing. My work as a professional artist might look more…professional.
I do enjoy hearing from people about my card though. Not as an ego boost, but
for them to see the personal touch I put into wishing them the best for the
holidays. It is a small way to reconnect with people I might have lost touch
with over the year.
As I also send it to clients, current and perspective, it is
a mini-promotional piece and forces me to do a bit of marketing, something I detest.
How would look if, as an illustrator, I sent out someone else’s work? Next
thing you know I’m tracing Rockwell’s paintings or stealing jokes. The piece is
below for anyone that cares to see it.
With that, I completed my News Year’s resolution of creating
one project a month for twelve months. I realize that’s not a huge sacrifice,
but it did get me to work more, which is always a good thing. Looking back on
my youth and all the years I enjoyed myself instead of working hard on my
career my tombstone may actually read:
should have spent more time at the office and then I could have afforded a
really good marble tombstone instead of this crappy Formica one.
Hey, in my
defense it was the 80s. Happy Holidays, and a better year ahead!
No one has suffered more than
me during this election cycle, no one. And a lot of people have said that.
Totally true. With campaign mentions of Weiner and Bush how can you expect
anything else? I’ve had it up to hear (my hand is under my chin).
My wife, on the other hand,
cannot get enough. She’ll sit and watch CNN for hours while the laptop remains
open to a New York Times article. I
have become a political widower. “He’s a modern day Ephialtes!*” she yells out over the blue glow of her Airbook. “You
bet he is,” I yell from the basement. “I forget, how do you spell his name?” as
I Google over to my computer and figure out whom she is referring to before she
realizes what I’m doing. It causes a temporary pause in my search for dual
And apparently, I’m not the
only one worried. Judging how the stock market is keeping time with James
Comey’s reports there are a few others out there. The TV news keeps reassuring
us that it will soon be over. Yeah, okay. Don’t they know that’s when the fun
begins? With calls for impeachment before anyone even takes the oath of office,
to refusing to believe FBI reports, to a SCOTUS that is still missing a member that
keeps it from becoming deadlock, to a Republican party that eats its own young,
2017 looks about as attractive as a House
Hunters International episode in Syria. You think I’m kidding about that dual
citizenship thing? The question is where not if.
The late night comedian
pundits who helped put Trump in there are shaking in their Nikes as well. They
are busy scrabbling around this week trying to get you to vote for Hillary. They
know the first thing any vindictive leader does is knock off the comedians and
cartoonists. His list will make Nixon’s enemy list look like an evite for a
kiddy party. Time to throw out my Funny
Lives Matter t-shirt. The good news is I am way way WAY down on that list,
somewhere after Carrot Top but before my next-door neighbor, Crazy Craig Belesco.
At least that’s what my eleven followers tell me.
So if you think this is all
over today, you are in for a rude awakening. This has made me a political
groundhog where I see six more months of icy cold relations. Anderson Cooper, I
hate you. Now back to my hunt for asylum.
Continuing with my mood during this time:
* Ephialtes, Greek who betrayed his homeland, in hope of receiving a reward from Xerses, by showing the Persian forces a path around the allied Greek position at the pass of Thermopylae, which helped them win the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 BC against the 300 Spartans.